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The future is not set

By Klax Zlubzecon Translated by George Hyde Well, the last stretch is upon us again. This is the fourth time I've written about finals, so I'll keep...

Klax’s plea: An open letter to Amy Demboski

By Klax Zlubzecon Translated by George Hyde   So the mayoral race happened here in Anchorage. An issue so important, we published in-depth interviews with almost every...

Klax’s recap on UAA’s emergency response exercise

Klax's account of the Emergency Response Exercise

Seawolf Slug: The abyss gazes also into you

In the spirit of Halloween, let me just say this: I am one of the most horrifying monsters in existence. No, really, I am. I am an alien monster who (occasionally) robs George of his free will and makes him do my bidding. He is a slave to me. And whenever I need or want his assistance, there’s no way he can disobey me.

Seawolf Slug: Adventures in losing weight

If you've ever met my host George, you'll know that he's... well, on the heavy side, to put it generously. He eats a lot...

Seawolf Slug: We can’t handle real-life violence

Being a journalism major, George has to put up with a lot of crap from news outlets regarding his favorite hobby, gaming. He is constantly told by major news networks that his hobby has turned him into a blood-loving, misogynistic sociopath ready to massacre any school, movie theater or other venue of people gathering en masse.

Movies are changing, the Academy Awards need to

Klax talks about the Oscars

Sports in the Slug Empire

Klax discusses basketball, sports and violence

A confused brain slug discusses SB174

SB 174 and friggin' laser beams: the Seawolf Slug perspective

Valentine’s, and the sexuality of the slug

By Klax Zlubzecon Translated by George Hyde   Let's break from discussing culture and entertainment and instead talk about slug biology, shall we? I mean, it's certainly the...

Seawolf Slug: It’s still too early for the holidays

Back in the early days of my friendship with George — that is to say, last month or so — he took me on a trip to Costco to run some errands. As he walked through the many aisles, I saw a bunch of nice, pretty, colorful lights surrounding festive animals and a fat man in a red and white coat. I asked in bewilderment what these wonderful things were, and George groaned and told me it was all about Christmas.

Rites of passage

By Klax Zlubzecon Translated by George Hyde   “Okay, Klax. You win. I'll stash you in my suitcase in the cargo area above the seat. Just don't...

The undiscovered country

Klax Zlubzecon's last hurrah

E3 2015: The after-report

Well... that was an E3. I've got a lot to get through, but briefly, if you don't know what E3 is, it's a week-long expo...

Je Suis Satire

By Klax Zlubzecon Translated by George Hyde Let's start on a serious note. This is George typing out of character. Seawolf Slug is a satirical column,...

Seawolf Slug: Ebola: What me, worry?

By Klax Zlubzecon Translated by George Hyde I saw a picture on Facebook that summed up my opinions on this whole Ebola thing quite nicely: “More Americans...

The secret to Trump’s success

Could Donald Trump be hiding something sinister?

Klax Zlubzecon’s commencement speech

An intergalactic message for today's Earth graduates

The mosquito menace

Well, I was feeling pretty great about the Slug Empire's arrival a couple centuries from now. But now I feel as if there's a...

SEAWOLF SLUG: It’s still too early for VR

Klax meditates on Virtual Reality

Seawolf Slug: Gaming in 2014: Or, the tragedy of hype

Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) 2012. George watched the live feed of Ubisoft's fateful presentation with a twinkle in his eye. A new sandbox game where...

Can stupidity and intelligence coexist?

By Klax Zlubzecon Translated by George Hyde During George's sick streak, he, like any good man these days, decided to lie in bed and marathon a...

Seawolf Slug: Why is cyberpunk interesting?

Over spring break (the incredibly boring and dull spring break, as outlined in last issue's column), George indulged himself in two of his favorite...

Apple is right to make a stand

Brain slugs and backdoors: Klax talks Apple

A word on nostalgia

George recently put his Permanent Fund Dividend into building himself a new PC to ring in the next generation of gaming. He’s confident it’s a fair bit more powerful than the new consoles coming out about a month from now. He’s prepared for the future. But if his recent gaming habits have anything to say, he’s still pretty stuck in the past.

“Fallout 4” is no excuse to avoid classwork

A PSA from one “Fallout” fanslug to another

Microsoft’s Twitter artificial intelligence serves a cautionary purpose

Klax is philosophically inspired by @TayandYou

Should you get an Apple Watch?

By Klax Zlubzecon Translated by George Hyde I think I arrived at a really strange time for you humans. Over the span of the last century...

Electronic Entertainment Expectations

By Klax Zlubzecon Translated by George Hyde George has become hilariously sick again. I mean, seriously, I'd almost feel sorry for the guy if he didn't...

Seawolf Slug: After the debates, Sanders has a long road ahead

Well, the democratic debates sure were fun to watch. This is the thing with you democratic societies, isn't it? I keep forgetting that it's not...