2008 Woodie Awards
Free beer! Naked! Sex! Does that get your attention? With presidential nominees more or less finalized and congressional campaigns taking off, politicians are going to work toward getting students' attention for elections late in the year. Luckily for us, Obama doesn't have a saxophone, and so far McCain hasn't sported a "Vote or die" T-shirt yet.
Let's face it: Drama is everywhere, and it isn't going away. It's when the so-called real world starts looking like high school that things get really ridiculous.
Seawolf Pride... Sally Strong … … For returning to UAA over the summer, setting up shop in the Rasmuson Hall lobby to feed hungry students on the west side of campus. Seawolf Chide... Obnoxious odors in the Student Union … … Harsh cleaners and roofing fumes are no fun for students studying hard for summer finals.