Employment and Everything After

So my never-ending quest to find employment has finally ended, and my status as a mangy, unemployed hobo has finally been revoked. Well I...

Amber lager by George Killian influenced by Irish roots

George Killian’s Irish Red Coors Brewing Co., Golden, CO 4.9% ABV 4 out of 5 stars Categorized as an amber lager, “George Killian’s Irish Red” possesses many qualities...

“The Women” presents a pleasant view of modernization

If the title alone didn't give it away and one knew nothing about this film's background, then there might be some very disappointed audience members. For the remake and modernization of the play and the 1939 film of the same name still holds true to the original concept: there are no men on screen at all during this film.

UAA’s pyschology study in couples counseling

Valentine’s Day. It’s here whether a person likes it or not, and no amount of grumbling can help anyone avoid it. With this day of romance (or lack thereof) many couples are surely wondering, “What is my partner thinking?” and “Should I have remembered her birthday?”

Apple is right to make a stand

Brain slugs and backdoors: Klax talks Apple

‘How to Train Your Dragon 2’ is fantasy at its finest

The first “How to Train Your Dragon” film was something of a surprise success. Very loosely based on a recent children's book series, it...

Elegant and spunky: the French Lavender cocktail

The French Lavender is a fun but elegant cocktail. Consisting of lavender infused vodka, Chambord (blackberry-flavored liquor) and muddled lemon, it’s both tangy and sweet, neither flavor trait overbearing the other if ingested within a few minutes.

Police Scanner

Sunday, May 4 MAC residents try to cover damage 9:38 p.m. - A housing staff member alerted UPD that some residents of MAC 4 were throwing things off the back stairwell. An officer responded, and it was determined that the residents had destroyed university property and were trying to dispose of the remnants by throwing them into the creek.

Police Scanner

03/20 Vehicle thefts continue on UAA campus 3:00 - 11:09 p.m. A student called to report the theft of his vehicle from the Spruce Lot. An officer responded and investigation continues. 03/22 Text message causes man to call police 11:40 Male called to report a threatening text message he had received.

Dogfish Head’s ‘Chicory’ a great stout, but lacks chicory flavor

Chicory Stout Dogfish Head Craft Brewery Inc. Milton, DE 5.2% ABV, IBU 21 3 out of 5 stars Dogfish Head's Chicory Stout might be viewed as a forerunner...

‘Rise of the Silver Surfer’ visually stimulating but light on content

Thankfully, "Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer" is much better than its predecessor. It is better written and has better special effects. Yet even with those working in its favor, the film still leaves the audience unsatisfied.

Quality over quantity: Episodic video games

With the season finale of Telltale Games’ excellent “The Wolf Among Us” finally out, it’s apparent that episodic video games have once again taken...

The Lake Louise swim team: Part 1

This summer, a group of friends took an RV filled with 12 people up to Lake Louise, promptly sunk it in a gravel lot,...

Orange Rhymes With: How to survive freshman year

Well, it’s official. You made it. You’ve waded through mountains of paperwork, fought your way through the dreaded FASFA and copy-pasted your way through...

Filling the Freezer

There exists a foolproof loophole in the standard of journalistic integrity that this column generally tries to live up to; fishing stories. The beauty of...

ORW: The great apartment hunt of ’13

Apartment hunting is a pain. It’s hard to justify spending countless hours searching through misspelled advertisements to find the mythical landlord who will screw...

Movie Review: “Genisys” can’t adapt to save itself

This movie had the potential to rescue a franchise that badly needed rescuing. The first “Terminator” film was an awesome thriller with excellent character...

My car the deathtrap: An ode to the Kia

A man’s car is like his baby. Wait, no. That may be a bit misleading because I’m really not fond of babies. To clarify, my...

‘Child of Light’ is a thoughtful fantasy

Game: Developer: Platform: Genre: Rating: “Child of Light” Ubisoft Montreal PS4, XBO, Wii U, PS3, 360, PC RPG 4 These days, role-playing games (or RPGs) come in many shapes and sizes. Western RPGs, like “Skyrim,”...

ORW Mini: Work it buddy, work it

As set down in the Undisputable Woman Code, in order to be found attractive, a man must be as swift as a coursing river, have all the force of a great typhoon, all the strength of a raging fire, and be mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

Smooth merlot with a gentle kick

Sometimes simplicity is the way to go. But simplicity with a subtle kick is often much more satisfying. Milbrandt Vineyards’s 2009 merlot is a deep...

‘Legends’ is a content-packed bundle of fun

For the longest time, Ubisoft’s “Rayman” franchise has been stuck in limbo. Rayman was intended to be Ubisoft’s mascot, like Mario or Sonic, but his first few middle-of-the-road platformers (as well as a lot of disappointing spin-offs) were too lukewarm with audiences to gain the recognition that other mascots had.

The curse of the man flu

  I write to you, dear reader, surrounded by a cluster of supplies that have become increasingly vital over the past few days. Namely, a...

Senshi-Con 2014 for newcomers and old-timers: A first timer’s experience versus and expert’s perspective

First timer's experience By Tulsi Patil Overwhelmed. That was how I was prepared to feel as I looked for parking in downtown on Saturday morning,...

‘Madness Return’ a worthy successor for insane original

After 11 years, American MacGee has released the sequel to 2000’s “Alice.” The game picks up quite a few years after the events of...

“Men in Black” returns for round three in the box office

Movies franchises that take a 10-year hiatus before making a comeback don’t always charm the audiences the way the original movie does, and the...

Kinky Tetris: block puzzles and adultery

Catherine loves you. It’s true, she does. She comes over every night just to satisfy your carnal desires, and to top it off, she’s...

Top 5 movies to look forward to this summer

Plenty of popcorn flicks and more underrated features are coming out this summer. Between nights around a bonfire and vacationing out of state, here...