Archive for the ‘Sex and the Seawolf’ Category

SatS: Playing with fire: why ‘friends with benefits’ tends to fizzle

  I should have known dating someone who behind his back was nicknamed the “Red Rocket” by mutual friends would never turn into anything substantially dependable, but I was hooked nonetheless. I met “Daniel” at a mutual friend’s birthday extravaganza, during a time which I had no intentions of meeting anyone. Ah, such is the [...]

SatS: Let’s talk about sex baby

As most of my friends know, my mind is usually always on…well, the pepperoni so to speak. In almost all conversations I find myself leading into more of the “gutter” while spewing forth a multitude of facts relating to sex, or more specifically, sexual health. I’ve come to realize over the years this may have [...]

SatS: Isn’t he adorable when he’s vomiting all over himself?

We’ve all seen them: popular cocktail or beer in hand, sophisticated, confident swagger with a semi-cocky upturn of the mouth that makes them irresistible to most. However, slowly but surely by the end of the night they become your worst nightmare: the amazing conversation you had moments earlier becomes a slurry concoction of cuss words [...]

Retaining dignity: how to avoid the dreaded “walk of shame”

Halloween is coming up, and with it, crazy house parties where liquor flows like water, and people cast off their inhibitions, instead dawning a hobo bundle and Sharpie beard, or swanky (thanks for the auto-correct, MS Word, I totally didn’t mean a word that rhymes with “swanky”) nurse uniform. As always, the morning after the [...]

S.a.t.S.: Meta-Gaydar: Do you have it?

Last week was National Coming Out Day. Did any closet doors swing out on you? I was caught off guard by a couple, which is new, because my gaydar has been rather accurate in past years. I rely on several signs, but I think everyone to varying degrees of consciousness picks up on the same [...]

SatS: Relationships 101

We are a month into school and new romances are the thing about campus. Step into my office. The girl you have been making eye contact with all night comes over and says “Hey.” Go ahead and cue the heavenly anthem, because oh baby, it’s magic. You’re cute, she’s hot, and though she is totally [...]

SatS: 155 miles; but a world away

Brown cardboard boxes and blue plastic tubs fill the space on my boyfriend’s floor as he prepares himself for the next step in life. It was another Friday in the office and I had just received the text announcing that my other half had gotten the job in Kenai Alaska. I reacted differently than I [...]

SatS: Say goodbye to less than perfect

Abuse can be delivered in more than one form. There is physical abuse and mental abuse. These can occur when someone is under the influence or completely sober. Both men and women can deliver this. It can be dealt by a friend, a family member or a lover. But no matter the situation, it is [...]

SatS: Video games better than intimacy, for him

Lets take a journey back in time. Not back too far, just April of this past year. It’s the Friday before finals week and I sat in my nighty shorts and cream-colored tank top, beneath my boyfriend’s white down comforter reading F. Scott Fitzgerald’s, “This Side of Paradise.” He had just finished a final that [...]

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Sex & The Seawolf: Mama’s Boys

The line between clingy guys always seems to be teetering on a line no wider than dental floss. Some say it’s sweet how in love they are, others say it’s awful being so obsessed, but what separates the two is solely decided on how far someone is willing to go.