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Orange Rhymes With: Anchorage gets plundered: Pirate Pub Crawl 2014

October 3, 20140

I’ve never been a big fan of bars. With the exception of the beer itself, they’re typically filled with loud…

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An ode to my fallen car

September 23, 20140

Once upon a time there was a baby-faced, poorly dressed high school boy who got his first car, and it…

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Moving pains of a starting semester

August 26, 20140

A well-meaning column rife with clunky metaphors and horrible advice, Orange Rhymes With is the go-to place to break the…

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Filling the Freezer

August 5, 20140

There exists a foolproof loophole in the standard of journalistic integrity that this column generally tries to live up to;…

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ORW: The recreational vehicle incident

July 22, 20140

As a general rule, I try to find an upside in everything. I may not be happy about it, I…

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Professional team building and other nonsense

July 8, 20140

There’s nothing worse than an obnoxious coworker. See, if it were an awful family member, then the most you have…

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Employment and Everything After

June 24, 20140

So my never-ending quest to find employment has finally ended, and my status as a mangy, unemployed hobo has finally…

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Life on the couch

June 10, 20140

As we enter the second installment of my life as a transient hobo, things have begun to get weird. Though…

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Final Thoughts

April 29, 20140

Well, it looks like this is it. As I gaze out my window I see an odd cycle of students…

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The last hurrah before the end

April 15, 20140

I’m a master of procrastination. I’ve somehow justified not cleaning my room for the past two weeks by the fact…

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ORW: The turducken incident II: Turducken harder

March 26, 20140

Remember when you were a child and your mom guilt-tripped you into eating bad food because “there are starving children…

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The turducken incident, humor with a purpose

March 4, 20140

Not all of these columns are created equal. Some are written because I’ve had a questionable experience that needs to…

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Sasquatch Preparation

February 23, 20140

far this winter has been a bust. The snow decided to skip town and leave the liquefied corpse of snowboarding…

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My car the deathtrap: An ode to the Kia

February 4, 20140

A man’s car is like his baby. Wait, no. That may be a bit misleading because I’m really not fond…

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