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Seawolf Slug: Boring family vacation: Part 1

March 5, 20150

By Klax Zlubzecon Translated by George Hyde George’s schedule this semester is the weirdest it’s ever been. It’s basically left…

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A backcountry getaway

February 26, 20150

It’s been a rough year to be an outdoor enthusiast. Alyeska is a rock-ridden sheet of ice, the flu dashed…

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“Fifty Shades:” The Slug Review

February 26, 20150

By Klax Zlubzecon Translated by George Hyde I am a true monster. An amoral, sick, twisted monster. One of the…

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Anger and paranoia: A public transit story

February 18, 20150

By Klax Zlubzecon Translated by George Hyde I laugh at your methods of transportation. We have great warships that travel…

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(Please don’t) Be my valentine

February 18, 20150

Valentine’s Day: that dreaded “holiday” which brings all the worst aspects of romance together in one soul-crushing day of chalky…

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Senior McKenna Hanson works in project to save Aleutian Terns

February 18, 20150

Environment and society senior McKenna Hanson is attempting to help save the Aleutian tern, a species of bird dying off…

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What are your plans for Valentine’s Day?

February 11, 20150

1. Jose Cardenas Sophomore Electrical Engineering “Most likely a movie date. If not, I plan to hang out with friends…

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Valentine’s, and the sexuality of the slug

February 11, 20150

By Klax Zlubzecon Translated by George Hyde   Let’s break from discussing culture and entertainment and instead talk about slug…

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Shake, sit, cry: The dark side of dog-sitting

February 11, 20150

As a broke college student, sometimes you have to do things you’re not proud of. The type of dirty, non-taxed,…

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Love at UAA, Brattons meet via foreign exchange

February 11, 20150

Nine years ago for the Northern Light’s Hot Topic question, students were asked what their best or worst date experience…

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The many follies of Windows 10

February 2, 20150

By Klax Zlubzecon Translated by George Hyde So… Windows 10 happened, didn’t it. Who even needs computers, anyway? That’s the…

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Internships, illness, and the long road to employment

February 2, 20150

As an underclassman you have a very uneducated view of what goes in to being a college senior. “Sure, you…

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An Alaska vacation on the cheap

January 29, 20150

I’m a broke college student. That’s the answer to your impending question of why on earth I’d go on vacation…

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Je Suis Satire

January 23, 20150

By Klax Zlubzecon Translated by George Hyde Let’s start on a serious note. This is George typing out of character.…

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